WTF Are The Dems Thinking?

So Sen. "Please love me like a puppy" McCain of the Brave Brave Sir Robin McCain's-- who bravely let Shrub dance all over his back until it was black and blue and bleeding profusely, and then watched with reverance while Bush took a stroll down his wife's breasts to blow a kiss at their adopted child with Rove's middle finger-- and did absolutely nothing at all; Yeah that McCain, came out today for Intelligent Design. My friend PZ Myers thinks evolution is an opportunity for the dems to show some spine. Here's my take ...

I haven't seen one national Democrat take a swipe at the open jugular of Pat Robertson. Did I miss it? Have any of you?

What the hell does a Pug have to do for the dems to kick them square in the nuts, man? Patty boy-toy-for-Godliness-and-assassination Robertson took off his coat, took off his tie, unbuttoned his overly-tight right wing Christian fundamentalist collar, took a magic marker and drew a line around his throat, laid his little head down on the democratic chopping block looking up at the dems with those big brown eyes, handed them a razor sharp ax and said "OK, chop it off baby, I'm yours guys. Do me."

Did any of you see a Dem take that candy from the baby? I've seen one Dem on the news all day and they were talking about, get ready now this is critical stuff ... Lance Armstrong. Lance FUCKING Armstrong was the topic.

I seriously do not understand wtf is wrong with the Dems man <gasp sputter spasm>? They're riding high in the polls now, people are flipping on Bush like they got caught with a ki of China White in Tehran, and Robertson says this amazingly asinine thing just begging for a take down and the dems? They're talking about Lance Armstrong ..??? Are you fucking kidding me????

Someone really needs to explain to those folks that this is a gunfight and dull forks ain't gonna work. They should have been on that crap like a rug on a floor.

It's almost as if they're sitting around with a cartoon cloud coming out of their tiny pointed heads saying "Geez, how can I fuck this up and piss this gift away? I HAVE to lose the election SOMEHOW!!!" There is serious brain damage somewhere. And about the only successful treatment at this point I can prescribe is a total lobotomy for all advisory staff. All staff getting paid to advise the democrats in anyway, shape, or form, needs to have their noggin whacked open with a machete and bled dry with leeches until they can't give anymore advice.

So my take is this: Until that necessary operation is performed I think the dems had better avoid evolutionary biology as a wedge issue.  See the evo thing is complicated and requires actual thought, recognition of an opening, and swift, flawless execution. It's a three-pointer. But when you can't even sink a lay-up on an unguarded net, you probably ought to avoid shooting from fifty-feet out. The dems have a lot bigger problems than evolution if they let golden opportunities like that sail off into the sunset.