
Observations and inanities by a second-shift assistant supervisor in the Puppy-Grinding division of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy® (our motto: "Sure it's cruel, but think of the jobs!"), your host, Brent Rasmussen.
The Re-education Police Will Be Along Shortly
An actor admitting to being an atheist? He is so screwed.
[link] 'Da Vinci Code' Star Is an Atheist
The Da Vinci Code star Paul Bettany no longer follows Catholicism, despite being brought up a believer in the faith. Bettany, who plays a member of the secretive Catholic sect Opus Dei in director Ron Howard's movie, admits he is now an "atheist."
Holy shit! Scare quotes! Because everyone knows that atheists don't really exist, right?

















Fallen Catholic or Risen Atheist?
Fallen Catholic or Risen Atheist? Have any mainstream news sources presented this story in a positive light?
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"By my rationale the penis is obviously an antenna for communication with god." -- me
Didn't the catholic church
Didn't the catholic church throw a hissy about him not being one of theirs? Or, was it another show?
And Jennifer Garner isn't really a super spy either...
That would be funny. Imagine the CIA making a big deal out of the fact that Jennifer Garner isn't really a spy for them.
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"By my rationale the penis is obviously an antenna for communication with god." -- me
I also like how the piece
I also like how the piece said that he "admits" it. Guiltily, with great shame and apologies. I hear he actually whipped himself as he spoke "the A-word."
Tales to Astonish!